| Sigmund Freud, the father of Psychiatry, said | | | | dive in the fifth, to soothe the wounded egos |
| that men had a sexual thought consciously or | | | | of male White America, and that's what it's |
| subconsciously every 3 seconds. He timed it | | | | all about anyway, "Ego". |
| like a racehorse when he wasn't busy having | | | | |
| sexual relations with his mother. | | | | The Ego is the part of the brain that either |
| Psychiatrists go to school for 22 years, | | | | says in your mind, "I am wonderful", or "I am |
| subject themselves to years of Psychotherapy, | | | | garbage." The "Id" is the part of your brain |
| then sit while you ramble and beg for advice | | | | that says "I want food, water, sex etc." The |
| for 45 minutes, only to say at the end, "What | | | | Ego is what causes men to desire multiple |
| do you think? I'm afraid our time is up for | | | | partners endlessly through cyber dating, |
| this week." You could go insane merely from | | | | because once a woman gives in, no matter how |
| their torture tactics. | | | | beautiful she is, no matter how loving and |
| | | | caring, she has now lost the ability to give |
| Obviously penis size matters to a woman. | | | | to the man the thing he wants most to boost |
| Penises range in size from 1' to 14" on men. | | | | his Ego, that initial conquest, that triggers |
| The longer and wider and harder the penis, | | | | in the man's mind, "I am great, I conquered |
| the more friction is created, the deeper the | | | | her." Men need this to compensate for wounded |
| penetration, and the more likely the woman is | | | | Egos received at the hands of their insecure |
| to achieve vaginal orgasm. However other | | | | fathers, because criticism and control make |
| things are more important to a woman, such as | | | | the father feel great, to compensate for |
| extended foreplay, clitoral stimulation to | | | | their own reality, unfulfilled wives due to |
| orgasm, g spot stimulation to orgasm, and | | | | their tiny narrow limp phallus. This is the |
| length of time after intercourse before the | | | | root cause of the male mid life crisis, |
| man hails a cab, generally anywhere from 5 to | | | | leading to divorce and insecure offspring |
| 7 minutes on average. | | | | because the male now needs a young wife the |
| | | | same way that he needs a Corvette. Have you |
| Size definitely matters to women, but it | | | | ever noticed the shape of a Corvette? |
| matters far more to men. Penis envy is not a | | | | |
| female phenomenon despite the ravings of the | | | | This would all be bad enough but size issues |
| incestuous Dr. Freud. Penis envy is a male | | | | are at the root of male competitiveness in |
| phenomenon. Envying the length and width of | | | | both sports and war. Kim Jong Il, the mini me |
| the black penis is at the root of the Klu | | | | leader of North Korea has a stable of |
| Klux Klan, says Mariah Carey. According to | | | | gorgeous young blonde American women, to make |
| research done at Heidelberg University, it is | | | | up for his tiny thang. "That's all you got, |
| a scientific fact that the purchases of | | | | baby?" Those words led to the swift execution |
| Corvettes and BMW's are inversely | | | | of a one hit wonder American Diva who was all |
| proportional to the length of a man's penis. | | | | into the Grace Kelly thing. This would be bad |
| Men think that if they have an expensive | | | | enough, but the development of nuclear |
| fancy car then women will think that they are | | | | weapons and the verbal bravado of this midget |
| financially successful and will date them, | | | | against the United States is directly linked |
| leading other men to think that they are | | | | to the madman midget's size insecurity. |
| stacked. | | | | Ironically midgets are generally very well |
| | | | endowed in proportion to their body size, and |
| The basic theme of any male Rap song and | | | | this is why they have such confidence. A well |
| video is always the same. "I am the coolest | | | | known self confidence building mantra used |
| most hung baddest dude in town and I can ride | | | | extensively by the Moonies, is "My rooster is |
| you all night long." This is always backed up | | | | huge and hard, and I can ride you all night |
| by half naked stunning harem women slithering | | | | long." The problem has become so bad, that |
| around the artist. The lack of a white boxing | | | | erectile dysfunction has become the third |
| champion for the past 75 years since Rocky | | | | leading growth industry worldwide, and men |
| Marciano, has led white men to flock to seven | | | | are running for medication named after the |
| sequels of the Rocky movie. Rocky is now | | | | enormous gushing of the massive powerful |
| coming out of retirement, the "Italian | | | | power generating Niagara Falls, even knowing |
| Stallion", for a rematch against Kanye West, | | | | that it causes a rare but pervasive form of |
| who has been paid 5 million dollars to take a | | | | blindness. |