| Sigmund Freud, the father of Psychiatry, said that | | | | what it's all about anyway, "Ego". |
| men had a sexual thought consciously or | | | | The Ego is the part of the brain that either says in |
| subconsciously every 3 seconds. He timed it like a | | | | your mind, "I am wonderful", or "I am garbage." The |
| racehorse when he wasn't busy having sexual | | | | "Id" is the part of your brain that says "I want food, |
| relations with his mother. Psychiatrists go to school | | | | water, sex etc." The Ego is what causes men to |
| for 22 years, subject themselves to years of | | | | desire multiple partners endlessly through cyber |
| Psychotherapy, then sit while you ramble and beg for | | | | dating, because once a woman gives in, no matter |
| advice for 45 minutes, only to say at the end, "What | | | | how beautiful she is, no matter how loving and |
| do you think? I'm afraid our time is up for this week." | | | | caring, she has now lost the ability to give to the |
| You could go insane merely from their torture tactics. | | | | man the thing he wants most to boost his Ego, that |
| Obviously penis size matters to a woman. Penises | | | | initial conquest, that triggers in the man's mind, "I am |
| range in size from 1' to 14" on men. The longer and | | | | great, I conquered her." Men need this to |
| wider and harder the penis, the more friction is | | | | compensate for wounded Egos received at the |
| created, the deeper the penetration, and the more | | | | hands of their insecure fathers, because criticism and |
| likely the woman is to achieve vaginal orgasm. | | | | control make the father feel great, to compensate |
| However other things are more important to a | | | | for their own reality, unfulfilled wives due to their tiny |
| woman, such as extended foreplay, clitoral stimulation | | | | narrow limp phallus. This is the root cause of the male |
| to orgasm, g spot stimulation to orgasm, and length | | | | mid life crisis, leading to divorce and insecure offspring |
| of time after intercourse before the man hails a cab, | | | | because the male now needs a young wife the same |
| generally anywhere from 5 to 7 minutes on average. | | | | way that he needs a Corvette. Have you ever |
| Size definitely matters to women, but it matters far | | | | noticed the shape of a Corvette? |
| more to men. Penis envy is not a female | | | | This would all be bad enough but size issues are at |
| phenomenon despite the ravings of the incestuous | | | | the root of male competitiveness in both sports and |
| Dr. Freud. Penis envy is a male phenomenon. Envying | | | | war. Kim Jong Il, the mini me leader of North Korea |
| the length and width of the black penis is at the root | | | | has a stable of gorgeous young blonde American |
| of the Klu Klux Klan, says Mariah Carey. According to | | | | women, to make up for his tiny thang. "That's all you |
| research done at Heidelberg University, it is a | | | | got, baby?" Those words led to the swift execution |
| scientific fact that the purchases of Corvettes and | | | | of a one hit wonder American Diva who was all into |
| BMW's are inversely proportional to the length of a | | | | the Grace Kelly thing. This would be bad enough, but |
| man's penis. Men think that if they have an expensive | | | | the development of nuclear weapons and the verbal |
| fancy car then women will think that they are | | | | bravado of this midget against the United States is |
| financially successful and will date them, leading other | | | | directly linked to the madman midget's size insecurity. |
| men to think that they are stacked. | | | | Ironically midgets are generally very well endowed in |
| The basic theme of any male Rap song and video is | | | | proportion to their body size, and this is why they |
| always the same. "I am the coolest most hung | | | | have such confidence. A well known self confidence |
| baddest dude in town and I can ride you all night | | | | building mantra used extensively by the Moonies, is |
| long." This is always backed up by half naked stunning | | | | "My rooster is huge and hard, and I can ride you all |
| harem women slithering around the artist. The lack of | | | | night long." The problem has become so bad, that |
| a white boxing champion for the past 75 years since | | | | erectile dysfunction has become the third leading |
| Rocky Marciano, has led white men to flock to seven | | | | growth industry worldwide, and men are running for |
| sequels of the Rocky movie. Rocky is now coming | | | | medication named after the enormous gushing of the |
| out of retirement, the "Italian Stallion", for a rematch | | | | massive powerful power generating Niagara Falls, |
| against Kanye West, who has been paid 5 million | | | | even knowing that it causes a rare but pervasive |
| dollars to take a dive in the fifth, to soothe the | | | | form of blindness. |
| wounded egos of male White America, and that's | | | | |